May 2013
253 posts
littleartemis:
the-banana-paradox:
oftortoises:
ok as much as otps are great can we just take a moment to appreciate brotps because just think about it. you’re just saying “wow i really love their friendship and the fact that they are friends and i think those two folks being friends is just great”
things to never make fun of:
mental illnesses
eating disorders
cutting
suicide
rape
dorothy-cotton:
THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS
FUCKING NAME
FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERYONE
I Only Ever Wanted To Be Your Equal: no but hold... →
samanddeandriel:
no but hold on
who remembers
motherfuckin’ Discovery Kids
aw yeah I used to watch that every Sunday morning
remember it had shit like Endurance, the kids version of Survivor?
and aw yeah remember that show where the kids redecorated bedrooms
mmmhmm Trading Spaces that’s what…
Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing...
chocobo-strider:
lingeringlilies:
Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.
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This is important for ANYONE who writes Fanfiction. Read this now and beware.
kauvera:
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:
wiener-cest:
demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
grangerbread:
the great gatsby is not a love story the great gatsby is not a love story the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the great gatsby is not a love story
the...
IMPORTANT
2ullox:
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
BOOOOOST
manafromheaven:
high-blogging:
moriartys-tiger:
ifuckedmartinfreeman:
on a scale of matt smith to benedict cumberbatch how weird is your name
this will never get old
omg
i should be sleeping: listen up you little... →
roblobliotic:
listen up you little shits
i’m gonna explain you a thing look at this man
okay see there’s a lot of appreciation posts for castiel, dean, sam, etc but here’s one for my main man garth for being fan-friggin-tastic alrighty
look at him he is so sweet he used a sock puppet to talk to a…
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
thenorwoodbuilder:
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
alextimmons:
poco-loki:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in...
seblaine:
circletines:
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
Being a fan doesn't mean you were there from the...
seducifer:
So you have your villains.
And villains that you hate.
Villains that you love.
The villains that you love to hate and hate to love.
THEN THERE’S THIS FUCKER.
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
orangewave:
people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
hetaliagirl104:
oflittlenote:
hetaliagirl104:
This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.
Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.
Thanks.
Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
thistimeillmake-you-proud:
rainbownova:
make a chat system
give alerts when someone answers your ask
REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
search multiple tags at once
MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF...
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Vworp Vworp: How Dare Steven Moffat Ruin Doctor... →
enchanting-amelia:
westwoodtiger:
beyond-the-hills-of-tomorrow:
Who does Moffat think he is? Bringing on John Hurt as some “forgotten” Doctor from the Time War? Is it possible for there to be a bigger fuckery of continuity? After all, he’s just the temporary showrunner. He…
jokersfool:
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
OH THANK GOD
brothasoul:
stealst:
mechinism:
brothasoul:
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
jared how many regrets do you have
66,938
claras-curiosity:
doctorwho:
clarabosswald:
souffleclara:
ATTENTION EVERYONE
ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
I REPEAT
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
BREAKING INTO A MILLION PIECES JUST LIKE CLARA
The Doctor Who tumblr is not amused. Nor is Clara.
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
gingerkirsten:
lexirose-is-cool:
“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
“THE SUN…IT HURTS MY FRAGILE HUMAN EYES!”